We don't have magic where I'm from, but I see. Cake that replaces itself? [ She mumbles something along the lines of, "that can't be healthy..." ]

So, it also adjusts flavor to your tastebuds? That's actually kinda cool. I can guess it's a magical cake! I'm glad you got something you liked from Santa. [ She mumbles again. It's just something that can be interpreted as being disgruntled with her santa present. ] Hmmm.. maybe you should test it! Just pretend you crave vanilla cake and then crave chocolate after or something!

[ how do you not know who rihanna is? she's like, that pop star with the umbrella. ]