ilyana: (No)
ilyana ([personal profile] ilyana) wrote 2013-01-10 10:01 am (UTC)

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Wait... let me get this straight... you thought I was going to... eat you?

[She gives him quite the look at that.]

Red... I don't eat people... or anything that can talk for that matter. Even if I did, what kind of monster would I have to be to eat my own guests?

[She frowns again, even while slicing off a piece of cake and offering it to him.]

I'm sorry if this offends you... and I don't mean to sound rude or anything but... you're possibly one of the least appetizing people I've ever met. I just thought your name was... kind of catchy.

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