No way! Caninu don't eat people either! I mean, ya couldn't have known that, but... hey, look. I swear by my tail that I'm not gonna eat anyone.

[That tail's wagging a little, although whether it's emphasis or cake enjoyment is hard to tell. Speaking of, Red takes another bite of the cake, looking slightly astonished.]

Whoa, it really does change! You'd never get sick of eatin' this! I mean, until ya actually get sick.

[...And there goes the rest of the slice.]