Umm... hello? Is... is there anyone there? I'm not sure who exactly I'm speaking to, as I've never used something like this before, but... does anyone know where I am? I... I was traveling with a merchant caravan until just recently, but I'm afraid I'm a bit lost. I... ohh...

[the voice grows fainter, and fainter, until an audible thud is heard.]

Ooh... I'm so sorry about that... I'm afraid I'm feeling a bit faint... This kind of thing happens to me from time to time. Does... does anyone have any food they might be able to spare me? I feel... so weak... I have so many questions I want to ask about where I am... and why in the Goddesses name have I found myself here... but I don't think I can really rightly ask those questions until I eat something. It... feels like it's been weeks since I've last eaten anything.

[The young woman's voice becomes a bit more somber for this last part.]

There is... one more thing that is incredibly important to me. Upon arriving here, I seemed to have been stripped of my belongings, and there was one item that was very precious to me. Does anyone know what would have happened to my rexbolt tome? I fear it is... utterly irreplaceable.

It is quite large! But do not press yourself, Miss! Hang in there! Just let me know if you spot any landmarks when you proceed with your search and I shall come for you!

Wait... I think... I think I hear running water nearby? Is there a river somewhere in this forest?

Oh... The river, yes! I shall run along it and search intently until I find you! If you have any energy to bring yourself in the direction of this running river, it should be most helpful for me!

Okay... I'll try to make my way there.

[When he does finally find her, she'll be passed out just near the riverbank.]

[And some time later he does screech to a halt when he sees her form ahead of him. On his back is a large backpack overloaded with pretty much the entire contents of his fridge and whatever he could fit in from a quick stop at the grocery store.

When he sees she's unconscious, he drops to his knees right in front of her and cries dramatically.]

Noooooo! Why have you fallen?!

[The yelling causes Ilyana's eyes to go wide open, and she reaches around for a lightning tome that isn't there.]

Wh-what?! Who!?

[Then she comes to a bit more, and realizes it's that guy who was looking for her.]

Oh... it's you... I thought...

[Then she notices the backpack of food and her eyes go wide once more.]

Is that... what I think it is?

[He calms down and smiles at her.]

Oh. You are alive! I feel such relief. [A nod.] Yes, I have brought food as you requested! Consume to your desire!

[He sets down the backpack and whatever he has in his arms, holding out a loaf of bread and a quart of milk for starters.]

I don't know what to say!

[Except for maybe OMNOMNOM! Ilyana is tearing into the food before she can even finish her sentence, feeling like a starved badger.]

What's your name?

[She thought it was only polite to ask between bites.]

[He sits himself down on the ground as he unpacks some plates and food, setting them down on the plates for when Ilyana's done with the bread. So it's, you know, not just sitting on the ground. Some other random beverages are also set up.]

There is no need for words. Simply replenish your energy. But I never did introduce myself, did I? My name is Rock Lee! I am known as Konoha's Beautiful Wild Green Beast!

Beautiful Wild Green Beast?

[That was sort of a strange title, but any person who was willing to bring her this much food, was beautiful in her book.]

It's nice to meet you Rock Lee... I'm Ilyana. An Archsage from Tellius.

[She is still eagerly devouring the food, and is now on her third plate full of food.]

Indeed. It is a title that metaphorically describes my qualities in battle.

[Once a good amount of the food is set up, he begins neatly folding napkins and setting them near the plates.]

It is nice to meet you as well, Ilyana-san! I am sorry to admit that I am not aware of any place called Tellius, nor do I know of the duties of an Archsage.

Oh, you're a warrior?

[It seems wherever she goes, she comes across fighting men and women.]

I see... then I truly am in another world then. An archsage is a practitioner of the arcane arts, specifically the elemental forces of fire, lightning, and wind. Archsages are the most elite of mages, having devoted their entire lives to their craft.

I myself... am a specialist in lightning magic. If I still had my tome with me I'd show you but... they stripped me of all my belongings.

[Ilyana is currently on her 8th plate now, and shows no signs of slowing down yet. Good thing you brought all this food Rock Lee.]

[It's a moment before he responds as he just stares at all the food she's taking in. But not for too long. After all, he knows Naruto and Chouji. And he's a big eater himself. He's just not used to it from tiny females.]

Yes, a ninja to be precise!

A practicer of magic, I see. And an experienced one at that. Most impressive! This place truly attracts all types. But you are correct. This world is one which attracts people from all other worlds. You and I hail not from the same world. But for the time being, we are all trapped in this one.

[Now she's onto her 15th plate... it seems she's picking up her pace slightly, not worrying as much about appearances anymore.]

What is a ninja?

I guess I'll just have to try my best to fit in... and if what you're saying is really true, that sounds really exciting. One of the reasons I started traveling my world was to learn about other places and people. If this place has people from all sorts of different worlds... it is a wealth of knowledge.

[And Lee is scampering to refill as many of the plates as he can, starting to run low on the food he hoarded.]

A ninja is a type of highly trained warrior who can perform a variety of tasks for the person in charge of them, usually involving secrecy.

I see. Your studiousness is admirable, and I am glad that it makes you open towards this situation.

[Ilyana was really starting to like this guy, he really knew how to feed a person properly.]

That sounds a lot like a thief or assassin... yet you seem so much more honorable and nice than those in that line of work.

[Although the words may be slightly ruined by the fact that she's got her face stuffed.]

[No amount of face-stuffing could ruin such words for Lee.]

I am glad you assume such, for it is correct! Us ninjas live honest lives and abide by honor to protect those in need!

Well if all Ninjas prepare as much food as you do, I would be happy to meet an entire village of them sometime.

[So remember that bag of food you had? I hope you didn't umm... need that... cause it's gone now.]

Ohh... that was so nice. I haven't eaten like that in positively ages.

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