I'm... so... hungry

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[Threadhopping] It's totally cool with me, just check with the other person involved too!

[Hugging this Character] Feel free to do so! Depending on the character, Ilyana may hug them back, blush, flail awkwardly, or clonk them over the head with something. She can be pretty shy, so bear this in mind before randomly hugging her.

[Kissing this Character] I am also okay with this. Ilyana will likely have the same reactions as if you hugged her, only more severely in each instance. So keep in mind how familiar the two of you are before you have your character trying it, without risking bodily harm.

[Inappropriate touching] If you are okay with having your character blasted by lightning bolts, then by all means. IF she knows your character well enough she might let it go, or perhaps be really offended. And if you feed her first, she'll probably only slap you, rather than fry you with electricity... that's just the way she is. If it's from a character she has feelings for... you might get a reaction similar to if you kissed her.

[Lovers] I would be open to this, but Ilyana is very unlikely to go very far. She usually views dating as a means of getting free food, so if you ask her out, that's likely what she'll view it as. It would probably take something a bit more to win her over, and she's never actually been in a romantic relationship before. So she doesn't exactly have much experience with that sort of thing, and the norms involved with it. She's much more likely to fall for chefs, cast mates, and sword fighters if anyone. Both genders are capable of winning Ilyana over if they try, but she's unlikely to pursue a relationship on her own. So to sum that up, please feel free to try. I love romance stuff, even if Ilyana can be difficult to win over.

[Punching this Character] You can... although I don't exactly know why you'd want to. If you do, she's not likely to take it very well, potentially retaliating with a whack from her staff, or a blast of lightning.

[Easiest Way to get on her good side] Feed her. Really, it's that simple. The more food when she needs it, the more likely she is to like you.

[Easiest way to get on her bad side] Make fun of her eating habits, hurting those she cares about, and worst of all, stealing her food or depriving her of food somehow. Like locking her away without any food, or feeding her only terrible food.

[Hacking her journal] You can most likely just go right ahead. You might need to ask if there's another person involved though.

[Can she hack Mine?] Nope.

[Fourth Wall Breakage] That is totally okay!

[Shapeshift/Bodyswap/etc.] Ask me first.

[Maim/Murder/Death] Ask me first.

[Kinks] Here.

She knew she was in danger of an imminent collapse in just a few minutes, but she'd been trying her hardest to fight off the weakness she felt all over until she could at least make it to somewhere she could get some food. It was no use, she hadn't eaten in hours and everything was getting blurry.

"Just... a little..." She collapsed in the alley between two buildings, her precious healing staff clattering to the ground and her tome falling face first into the dirt... much like her in fact. Was this the end? Did the curse of her frail constitution finally do her in? She always thought she might die in battle, but it would seem her time in this world would end from a simple lack of food.

...

Well she had eaten this morning, it was just she'd only had one meal and it was gone before she knew it. Technically she wasn't dead yet, it would probably take a few days for that to happen, and she might get a second wind before then, but there was the danger of someone discovering her in this helpless state. She just hoped that if someone did find her they were a kind and generous soul, and not someone who would try to do her harm while she was too weak to properly fight back.

( Cut for length... It's magical Christmas Cake! Get in here! )

Ilyana finally spots the journal, as she's covered head to toe in hundreds of different flavors of cakes. She smiles sheepishly at the Journal, and just holds out a hand covered in frosting.]

Anybody want some magic cake? I think I'm going to be here all day with it once I'm showered off.

(ooc: Ilyana has been given a magical Christmas cake that is any flavor the eater wishes it to be. Chocolate cake, vanilla cake, sponge cake, strawberry shortcake, pumpkin cake, carrot cake, cheese cake, fish cake... anything. It automatically repairs itself, so has an unlimited supply. What's the catch? Its magic only works on Christmas day, and at the stroke of 12 it all goes up into thin air. Anyone is welcome to come have some of her cake, as she's feeling pretty generous now that she has an unlimited supply. Ever wanted to have your cake and eat it too? NOW YOU CAN!  Can take place before or after Ilyana's shower.)